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• It is a silent promise

  3 Sep 2010 1:01 am
  
  Ture friendship is Not a Word...
  Not a Liability...
  It is a silent promise..
  "I was", "I am" & "I will be" With you, 4ever & ever...
  

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  <br> Ture friendship is Not a Word...<br>Not a Liability...<br>It is a silent promise..<br>"I was", "I am" & "I will be" With you, 4ever & ever...
  
  

• Heart and mind, the responsibility of flattering, in our place

  3 Sep 2010 12:57 am
  
  What we call love is the desire to awaken and to keep awake in another's body, heart and mind, the responsibility of flattering, in our place, the self of which we are not very certain.- Paul Geraldy
  

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  <br>What we call love is the desire to awaken and to keep awake in another's body, heart and mind, the responsibility of flattering, in our place, the self of which we are not very certain.- Paul Geraldy
  
  

• Tintumon Ambalathile counteril

  01 Sep 2010 3:10 am
  
  Tintumon ambalathile counteril:munnil nilkunna aal: sambhu, thiruvathira, palpayasam.Tintumon: hanse, breakdance, chicken biriyani.
  

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  <br><a href="http://www.elakal.com/details/tintumon/tintumon.php">Tintumon</a> ambalathile counteril:munnil nilkunna aal: sambhu, thiruvathira, palpayasam.<a href="http://www.elakal.com/details/tintumon/tintumon.php">Tintumon</a>: hanse, breakdance, chicken biriyani.
  
  

• Thengi Akalunna Aa Thira Veendum Karaye Thedi Varum

  01 Sep 2010 2:00 am
  
  kadalinte Thirakale Kara Thatti Mattumbol...Thengi Akalunna Aa Thira Veendum Karaye Thedi Varum," THAT'S THE POWER OF RELATION"
  

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  <br>kadalinte Thirakale Kara Thatti Mattumbol...Thengi Akalunna Aa Thira Veendum Karaye Thedi Varum," THAT'S THE POWER OF RELATION"
  
  

• Idea And Bachachan

  6 Jun 2010 2:09 pm
  
  An idea can change your life..Yes...Bachan is right.
  An idea can change someone's life.
  It is always happeining in your life.
  Ideator is your father.
  He think that: What can I do for my doughters.
  He think very deepely.
  And finally he done it.
  "IDEA" I am going to teach my doughter very well.
  I teach her how to live.
  I plan my doughters life very well.
  And finally I will be happy.
  because I attain my destiny.
  Today my doughters are doing very well.
  

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  <br> An idea can change your life..Yes...Bachan is right.<br> An idea can change someone's life.<br> It is always happeining in your life.<br> Ideator is your father.<br> He think that: What can I do for my doughters. <br>He think very deepely. <br> And finally he done it.<br> "IDEA" I am going to teach my doughter very well.<br> I teach her how to live.<br> I plan my doughters life very well.<br> And finally I will be happy.<br> because I attain my destiny.<br> Today my doughters are doing very well.
  
  

• Mlaik and Sania

  6 Jun 2010 2:08 pm
  
  PAKISTHAN: Sania njangalkku vendi kalikkum.
  INDIA: Alla, Sania njangalkku vendi kalikkum.
  MALIK: Nirthedaa thendikale Aadyam njanonnu "Kalikkatte" !
  
  
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  <br>PAKISTHAN: Sania njangalkku vendi kalikkum.<br>INDIA: Alla, Sania njangalkku vendi kalikkum.<br>MALIK: Nirthedaa thendikale Aadyam njanonnu "Kalikkatte" !<br><br><br>Sender: Anil thomas, Ktm
  
  

• CHANGE YOURSELF

  6 Jun 2010 2:07 pm
  
  "You must bring the CHANGE YOURSELF..."
  Great lines said by...
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  <br>"You must bring the CHANGE YOURSELF..."<br>Great lines said by...<br>-<br>-<br>-<br>-<br>-<br>-<br>-<br>-<br>-<br>-<br>Mr.Sundaran.P.K (Conductor KSRTC)
  
  

• SARDAR AND ACHAN

  30 May 2010 5:48 am
  
  Achanumai vazhakkitta Sardarji Achante photo semitheriyil kondupoyi thookki, ennittu athinte thazhe ezhuthi.....
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  <br> Achanumai vazhakkitta Sardarji Achante photo semitheriyil kondupoyi thookki, ennittu athinte thazhe ezhuthi.....<br>-<br>-<br>-<br>-<br>-<br>-<br>-<br>-<br>-"COMING SOON"
  
  

• Jeevitham vedhana niranjathanu

  30 May 2010 5:45 am
  
  Jeevitham vedhanayum dhukhangalum niranjathanu. Pakshe thalararuth, veezhumbo eneetu nilkkanam. Ennittu dhairyamayi parayanam "BHAGYAM AARUM KANDILLA".
  

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  <br>Jeevitham vedhanayum dhukhangalum niranjathanu. Pakshe thalararuth, veezhumbo eneetu nilkkanam. Ennittu dhairyamayi parayanam "BHAGYAM AARUM KANDILLA".
  
  

• Boy and Girl

  30 May 2010 5:44 am
  
  Vazhiyil kanda Girlnod,
  Boy: Ente hridayathileku varumo ?
  Girl: Cherup Oorano ?
  Boy: Ente hridayam ambalam onnumalla, Cherippittondum varam !
  

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  <br>Vazhiyil kanda Girlnod,<br>Boy: Ente hridayathileku varumo ?<br>Girl: Cherup Oorano ?<br>Boy: Ente hridayam ambalam onnumalla, Cherippittondum varam !
  
  

• Lover invited me to her home

  21 May 2010 4:34 pm
  
  Once my lover invited me to her home. Whe I went there she wasn't there.Her sister was alone home. She was looking sexy. She askedme why don't we've sex now ? Suddenly I got up and walked towards my bike. That time my lover was standing at the door. She hugged me andsaid you won my test, I will marry you.
  MORALE OF THE STORY: Always keep condoms in bike.
  

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  <br> Once my <a href="http://www.elakal.com/scrapes/love-scraps-01.htm">love</a>r invited me to her home. Whe I went there she wasn't there.Her sister was alone home. She was looking sexy. She askedme why don't we've sex now ? Suddenly I got up and walked towards my bike. That time my <ahref="http://www.elakal.com/scrapes/love-scraps-01.htm">love</a>r was standing at the door. She hugged me andsaid you won my test, I will marry you.<br> MORALE OF THE STORY: Always keep condoms in bike.
  
  

• Are u genious ?

  21 May 2010 4:33 pm
  
  (Are u genious ?) Send answer 4 the question ) I will come thrice in a minute, twice in a hour, once in a day who am i ?
  

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  <br>(Are u genious ?) Send answer 4 the question ) I will come thrice in a minute, twice in a hour, once in a day who am i ?
  
  

• Pozhiyunna poovukal

  21 May 2010 4:31 pm
  
  Pozhiyunna poovukal...
  Kozhiyunna dinangal...
  Onnum thirichu varilla...
  Nizhalayi, Nizhalayi koode ullathe onnu mathram...
  "ORMAKAL"
  

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  <br>Pozhiyunna poovukal...<br>Kozhiyunna dinangal...<br>Onnum thirichu varilla...<br>Nizhalayi, Nizhalayi koode ullathe onnu mathram...<br>"ORMAKAL"
  
  

• Crazy Question

  20 May 2010 11:33 am
  
  1 Crazy Question 4 u: If My marriage is done as ur wish, whom will u chose as my PARTNER ? Reply me the name...ask ur friends and see how they care for u !?!
  

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  <br>1 Crazy Question 4 u: If My marriage is done as ur wish, whom will u chose as my PARTNER ? Reply me the name...ask ur friends and see how they care for u !?!
  
  

• U may prefer ur wife

  20 May 2010 11:33 am
  
  U may prefer ur wife to be like:Alukkas jewellery:Ennum oru panathookam munnilSky jewellery:25 years of purity and trustMalabar jewellery:Beauty meets qualitybut not like Atlas Jewellery:Jana kodikalude vishwastha sthapanam…
  

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  <br>U may prefer ur wife to be like:Alukkas jewellery:Ennum oru panathookam munnilSky jewellery:25 years of purity and trustMalabar jewellery:Beauty meets qualitybut not like Atlas Jewellery:Jana kodikalude vishwastha sthapanam…
  
  

• Distance do not matter

  20 May 2010 11:30 am
  Distance do not matter, when memories are sweet, special people are never forgotten, they remain alive as heart beats...!
  

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  Distance do not matter, when memories are sweet, special people are never forgotten, they remain alive as heart beats...!
  
  

• The Alcohol MANTR

  19 May 2010 11:46 am
  The Alcohol MANTRA -Guru bRUMa guru WHISKEY,Gurudevo GINeshwara,Guru sakshat parabBRANDY tasmaishree BEERE namaha…CHEERS
  

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  The Alcohol MANTRA -Guru bRUMa guru WHISKEY,Gurudevo GINeshwara,Guru sakshat parabBRANDY tasmaishree BEERE namaha…CHEERS
  
  

• Alcohol Quote

  19 May 2010 11:45 am
  
  Brand ethayalum manushyan wheelaayal mathi..!
  

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  <br>Brand ethayalum manushyan wheelaayal mathi..!
  
  

• Tintumon writing exam

  18 May 2010 4:39 pm
  
  Tintumon writing exam..
  Question: Prepare an interview with famous writer Sugathakumari..
  Tintumon wrote answer..
  Njan:Namaskaram teacher..
  Njan teacherumayi oru interview thayyarakkan vannathanu..
  Teacher: Enik ippol samayamilla Tintumon poyitt pnne varoo..
  Njan: Ok teacher, thanks..
  

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  <br><a href="http://www.elakal.com/details/tintumon/tintumon.php">Tintumon</a> writing exam..<br>Question: Prepare an interview with famous writer Sugathakumari..<br><a href="http://www.elakal.com/details/tintumon/tintumon.php">Tintumon</a> wrote answer..<br>Njan:Namaskaram teacher..<br>Njan teacherumayi oru interview thayyarakkan vannathanu..<br>Teacher: Enik ippol samayamilla <a href="http://www.elakal.com/details/tintumon/tintumon.php">Tintumon</a> poyitt pnne varoo..<br>Njan: Ok teacher, thanks..
  
  

• One Hen and her 3 baby hens

  17 May 2010 1:09 pm
  
  One Hen and her 3 baby hens where crossing the road. After crossing the road 1 of the baby hen said "Ho, we have crossed the road" how five ?
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  Pillaralle angane palathum parayum, vittu kala.
  

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  <br> One Hen and her 3 baby hens where crossing the road. After crossing the road 1 of the baby hen said "Ho, we have crossed the road" how five ?<br>-<br>-<br>-<br>-<br>Say<br>-<br>-<br>-think, think<br>-<br>-<br>-<br>-Use ur brain<br>-<br>-<br>-Still thinking<br>-<br>-<br>Pillaralle angane palathum parayum, vittu kala.
  
  

• Sardar eat Tablet

  16 May 2010 4:12 pm
  
  Sardareat a tablet by cutting two edges, Why ??
  To avoid side effects.
  Another Sardar eat the 2 edges only why ?
  "Madyam" aarogyathinu haanikaram.
  

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  <br>Sardareat a tablet by cutting two edges, Why ??<br>To avoid side effects. <br>Another Sardar eat the 2 edges only why ?<br>"Madyam" aarogyathinu haanikaram.
  
  

• A lover ask God

  16 May 2010 4:11 pm
  
  A Lover ask God, Why life is so tough when we are Love ?
  God replied, Just think how beautiful & easy life is when ur with the person u Love...!
  

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  <br> A <a href="http://www.elakal.com/scrapes/love-scraps-01.htm">Love</a>r ask God, Why life is so tough when we are <a href="http://www.elakal.com/scrapes/love-scraps-01.htm">Love</a> ?<br>God replied, Just think how beautiful & easy life is when ur with the person u <a href="http://www.elakal.com/scrapes/love-scraps-01.htm">Love</a>...!
  
  

• Don't Compare

  13 May 2010 1:35 pm
  
  "Don't compare Urself with anyone in this world...If U compare, U are insulting Urself.."
  

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  <br>"Don't compare Urself with anyone in this world...If U compare, U are insulting Urself.."
  
  

• My name is Raju

  13 May 2010 1:34 pm
  
  My name is Raju. When I was in Delhi people call me Rajuji. When I was in Chennai, people call me Raja, When I was in Mumbai people call me Raj, But I was at Kerala the country fellows call "Da Rayappo. kooi "Thats Malayalees.
  

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  <br>My name is Raju. When I was in Delhi people call me Rajuji. When I was in Chennai, people call me Raja, When I was in Mumbai people call me Raj, But I was at Kerala the country fellows call "Da Rayappo. kooi "Thats Malayalees.
  
  

• LOVE is a Post Card

  12 May 2010 7:11 am
  
  Love is a "Post Card"
  LIFE is a "Visiting Card"
  WIFE is a "Memory Card"
  LoveR is a "Invitation Card"
  But,
  Friendship is a "Ration Card" Keep it safe
  Category: Love, Friendship
  

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  <br><a href="http://www.elakal.com/scrapes/love-scraps-01.htm" target="_self">Love</a> is a "Post Card"<br>LIFE is a "Visiting Card"<br>WIFE is a "Memory Card"<br><a href="http://www.elakal.com/scrapes/love-scraps-01.htm" target="_self">Love</a>R is a "Invitation Card"<br>But,<br><a href="http://www.elakal.com/scrapes/friendship-scraps-01.htm" target="_self">Friendship</a> is a "Ration Card" Keep it safe<br>Category: <a href="http://www.elakal.com/scrapes/love-scraps-01.htm" target="_self">Love</a>, <a href="http://www.elakal.com/scrapes/friendship-scraps-01.htm" target="_self">Friendship</a>
  
  

• KPL (Kudians Premier League)

  12 May 2010 7:10 am
  
  Kerala Beverage corporation presents "KPL"
  (Kudians Premier League)
  Teams
  -Trivandrum patta X1
  -Alappey royal kudians
  -Kottayam kallu kudiyans
  -Idukki koduvals
  -Cochin vodka chargers
  -Kannur super kudiyans
  -Kottarakkara koothara devils
  -Chalakkudi Snake Riders
  don't mis it.
  from: Cheranalloor challengers..!
  
  

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  <br>Kerala Beverage corporation presents "KPL"<br>(Kudians Premier League)<br>Teams<br>-Trivandrum patta X1<br>-Alappey royal kudians<br>-Kottayam kallu kudiyans<br>-Idukki koduvals<br>-Cochin vodka chargers<br>-Kannur super kudiyans<br>-Kottarakkara koothara devils<br>-Chalakkudi Snake Riders<br>don't mis it.<br>from: Cheranalloor challengers..!<br>
  
  

• Innele ratri 2 maalagamar

  11 May 2010 4:29 pm
  
  Innele ratri 2 maalagamar ente aduthu vannu chodichu: Bumiyile oru nalla aale kanichu tharumo ennu. Njan ninte address koduthu avare pattichu..!!!
  

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  <br> Innele ratri 2 maalagamar ente aduthu vannu chodichu: Bumiyile oru nalla aale kanichu tharumo ennu. Njan ninte address koduthu avare pattichu..!!!
  
  

• Soman and Jayan

  10 May 2010 4:39 am
  
  Soman: Nee ente Baryaye Balalsangam cheythu alle....?
  Jayan: Njan vandi odikkare ullooo...
  Number Plate nokkarillaaaa....
  
  SMS Category: Tintumon SMS, Malayalam SMS, Jayan SMS
  

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  <br>Soman: Nee ente Baryaye Balalsangam cheythu alle....?<br>Jayan: Njan vandi odikkare ullooo...<br>Number Plate nokkarillaaaa....<br><br>SMS Category: <a href="http://www.elakal.com/details/tintumon/tintumon.php" target="_blank">Tintumon SMS</a>, <a href="http://www.elakal.com/sms/malayalees-sms-01.php" target="_blank">Malayalam SMS</a>, <a href="http://www.elakal.com/sms/malayalees-sms-01.php" target="_blank">Jayan SMS</a>
  
  

• Snehikkunnathu nammalalla

  10 May 2010 4:38 am
  
  Ozhukunnath puzhayalla puzhayile jalamaanu.
  Viriyunnathu poovalla poovile ithalanu.
  Snehikkunnathu nammalalla Nammude Manassanu.
  
  SMS Category: Tintumon SMS, Malayalam SMS, Jayan SMS
  

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  <br>Ozhukunnath puzhayalla puzhayile jalamaanu.<br>Viriyunnathu poovalla poovile ithalanu. <br>Snehikkunnathu nammalalla Nammude Manassanu.<br><br>SMS Category: <a href="http://www.elakal.com/details/tintumon/tintumon.php" target="_blank">Tintumon SMS</a>, <a href="http://www.elakal.com/sms/malayalees-sms-01.php" target="_blank">Malayalam SMS</a>, <a href="http://www.elakal.com/sms/malayalees-sms-01.php" target="_blank">Jayan SMS</a>
  
  

• Tintumon and Teacher

  10 May 2010 4:37 am
  
  Teacher: "India upayogichu kazhinja 2nd hand sadhanangal kayatti vidunnath ayalrajyangalilekkanu..Oru example parayoo ?Tintumon: "SANIA MIRZA"..
  
  SMS Category: Tintumon SMS, Malayalam SMS, Jayan SMS
  

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  <br>Teacher: "India upayogichu kazhinja 2nd hand sadhanangal kayatti vidunnath ayalrajyangalilekkanu..Oru example parayoo ?Tintumon: "SANIA MIRZA"..<br><br>SMS Category: <a href="http://www.elakal.com/details/tintumon/tintumon.php" target="_blank">Tintumon SMS</a>, <a href="http://www.elakal.com/sms/malayalees-sms-01.php" target="_blank">Malayalam SMS</a>, <a href="http://www.elakal.com/sms/malayalees-sms-01.php" target="_blank">Jayan SMS</a>